cerebralzero:

Foothills of Ohio by Nicholas den Haan on Flickr.
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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hypergiants:

I apologize in advance.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

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protectrons:

spookyjesy:

minestuck:

do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”

my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a locker

the truth is out obama
bunnyfood:

It’s called fashion, look it up. 
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bunnyfood:

It’s called fashion, look it up. 

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